TV evenings

Since there are no more comedy on TV in the evenings I thought I would post some TV jokes.

The top ten reasons why the television is better than the World Wide Web
10. It doesn’t take minutes to build the picture when you change TV channels.

9. When was the last time you tuned in to “Shortland Street” and got a “Error 404” message?

8. There are fewer grating color schemes on TV–even on free to TV.

7. The family never argues over which Web site to visit this evening.

6. A remote control has fewer buttons than a keyboard.

5. Even the worst TV shows never excuse themselves with an “Under Construction” sign.

4. Fair go never slows down when a lot of people tune in.

3. You just can’t find those cool Health Rider infomercials on the Web.

2. Set-top boxes don’t beep and whine when you hook up to HBO.

1. Your TV does not crash or freeze up like your computer does.

Subscribe to our mailing list

About the author

Hi! Why not add a quick bio to your profile?
More from this author »

  • Tui

    LOL that’s excellent

  • MrCynical

    Yeah, you guys just carry on watching whatever shows They decide to show you, when they want you to see it, cut it how they see fit and fill it with ads.