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9:10pm Friday, March 26 on Prime

Comedy

In Prime's fantasy comedy series Kröd Mandoon And The Flaming Sword Of Fire, Kröd and his gang must fight off bounty hunters after Dongalor places a bounty on their heads. Dongalor's relationship with Cute Girl is threatened after a weapon's inspector arrives at his palace.

8:30pm Friday, March 26 on Prime

Comedy

Tonight Sir Walter Raleigh returns from his epic voyage to the new world, with tales of adventure and discovery that greatly impress the Queen. Everyone in the kingdom is celebrating. Everyone, that is, except Blackadder and Mrs Miggins from the pie shop (who is excused because she's paralysed from the nose downwards). Goaded on by Sir Walter, and with the Queen promising to marry him if he succeeds, Blackadder vows to sail around the Cape of Good Hope, a journey so dangerous that it spells almost certain death. Things start badly when it becomes clear that Redbeard Rum, their captain, is so barking mad that he can't even find France. After two years, and much consumption of Baldrick's urine, they return home in triumph only to discover that the Queen has completely gone off sailors.

7:30pm Friday, March 26 on Prime

Science

Tonight on Earth The Power Of The Planet we take a look at the big picture of Earth's place in space. It has taken four-and-a-half billion years and several great catastrophes to turn it from a barren rock to the unique planet we know today.

9:30pm Thursday, March 25 on Prime

In tonight's Prime Movie So I Married An Axe Murderer, Mike Myers stars as Charlie Mackenzie, a San Francisco coffeehouse poet whose poems always seem to be about his failed relationships. But then he meets Harriet, who owns her own butcher shop and may be the woman of Charlie's dreams . . . or is it nightmares? Despite his best intentions not to find fault with his new love, he begins to suspect that Harriet may be the very killer he's been reading about in the tabloids, a woman who marries, then minces, her husbands. With Oscar winner Brenda Fricker as Charlie's mother and Myers himself doubling as his unreconstructed Scottish immigrant father, Charlie's home life is as hilarious as his romantic life is scary. Anthony LaPaglia as Charlie's best friend, Amanda Plummer as Harriet's sister, Phil Hartman, Charles Grodin and Steven Wright round out an excellent cast.

8:30pm Thursday, March 25 on Prime

Drama

When a boat skipper goes missing after a tragic ferry accident, Dean becomes obsessed with finding him - dead or alive. Heidi vows to uncover the identity of a mysterious young "Jane Doe" who died suddenly after a ferry disaster. Meanwhile, Dean and Chase face some home truths when their father introduces his sexy young girlfriend.

7:30pm Thursday, March 25 on Prime

Reality Series

Tonight on Border Security the Coast Guard and the Puerto Rican police pursue two men transporting suspicious bundles in a high-speed chase over open seas. Meanwhile, agents stake out a motel in Roseau, MN after three people try to bribe a local convenience store clerk to sneak them across the border. In Miami Bay, a young and reckless jet skier endangers a protected species, while a mother traveling with her two kids across the San Ysidro border in the dead of night is caught smuggling a stranger in the backseat of her minivan. Dutch citizen Van Der Eem, recently noted for his assistance in the Natalie Holloway case, has arrived at JFK ready for TV interviews, but his sordid past has come back to haunt him. Catch this and much more on tonight's thrilling episode of Border Security USA.

Thursday 25th March 7.30pm

Reality Series

In this episode, Bear Grylls takes us to nature's kitchen.  Bear knows that to survive in the wilderness, you have to put your prejudices to the side.  If it can save your life – eat it!  See him eat everything from camel's stomach liquid and elephant droppings, to live frogs, three-inch long beetles and raw goat's testicles.  It seems nothing – except maybe the fat of on a camel's hump – is beyond Bear Grylls!

Wednesday 24th March 10.00pm

Drama

Tonight Nancy gets a surprise visit from her estranged sister Jill just as her doctor warns her to reduce her stress level. But when the bodyguard Esteban assigned to her goes missing, she packs her family in the car and flees for their safety. Meanwhile, Celia's micromanaging of the rebel camp gets her sent back to the U.S. Back in Ren Mar, Silas and Doug seek out the necessary law enforcement approval to open a medical marijuana dispensary.</p>