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They should get Jamie Ridge to be Dominic Bowden’s Khloe Kardashian. #xfactornz

— Caleb Griffioen (@calebgriffioen) May 20, 2013

Is Dominic Bowden manorexic? #eatapie #skinnybitch #xfactornz

— W Gee (@doubleyoujee) May 20, 2013

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If you haven’t discovered The Civilian yet, you’re missing out.  Here is a sample of their latest outburst of genius.

TV3 accidentally airs final episode of X Factor

TV3 has been left apologising to its viewers today after a technical error resulted in the television channel broadcasting the final episode of popular musical talent show The X Factor New Zealand, months before it was meant to air.

The finale – which viewers now know will be guest hosted by Christchurch Mayor Bob Parker – revealed that slightly unshaven white guitar player Tom Batchelor would emerge victorious from the competition, and was briefly interrupted by an angry Neil Finn, who attempted to destroy the set.

“It was not my intention to kill everybody,” he later tweeted.

It seems to be something we do in New Zealand.  If you’re a plus size contestant, you become Big Someone-or-other. In the first season of NZ Idol, Dave Houma became Big Dave.  Last season of New Zealand’s Got Talent, Dane Moeke was referred to as Big Dane.  So where does that leave things for The X Factor?

Māka Fiso is another larger contestant and unfortunately for him, while his mentor proudly speaks hori English, plenty of viewers will refer to him as Macca as opposed to the correct pronounciation, Maaka.

I won’t be at all surprised if he starts getting referred to as Big Maka, something that I expect one of the main sponsors of the show may not be too upset about.

Poor Fletcher Mills.

Let the waterworks and shattering of dreams begin #xfactornz

— WILLTRON (@Willtron) May 13, 2013

Sorry, shorty. It’s #XFACTORNZ TIME. Gonna try pump out some killer tweets, y’all know Top Tweets is all #xfactornz is about now

— Luke(@vanhudge) May 13, 2013

This one hour shorty street isn’t really fitting in to my tv schedule…. i mean what to watch #xfactornz shorty or MKR!? Why TVNZ!?

— Kara…(@karaharris_17) May 13, 2013

LOL! live pause is awes! @dominicbowden #xfactornz twitter.com/Ellipsister/st…

— Carrie Stoddart (@Ellipsister) May 13, 2013

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I am still laughing at this tweet from last night:

wait wasn’t that keyboardist just in bay of islands ? HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE ? #XFactorNZ

— Alouder Bernadine ♥x (@CherylStanaFan) May 12, 2013

Trivia: The keyboardist was Lisa Crawley who last made a cameo appearance at the start of TV3′s The Blue Rose.

I’M SO PUMPED FOR THE JUDGES’ DISAPPOINTMENT ON #xfactornz TONIGHT

— Caryl (@starshone_storm) May 12, 2013

To everyone slamming “judges retreats”, UK and US variants mostly haven’t gone to actual “judges houses” in years #XFactorNZ

— Mark Stewart (@markboynz) May 12, 2013

Cynical observation 2: the groups go to the north-of-Auckland retreat because it’s cheaper than flying overseas. #xfactornz

— Robyn Gallagher (@robyngallagher) May 12, 2013

The plaid. On a beach. It’s amazing. #xfactornz

— Cate Owen (@CateOwen) May 12, 2013

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McDonalds are making an announcement tomorrow at 11am about Georgie Pie.

Here’s the Bring Back The George documentary.

I dont know,what will be more shit tonight…the weather or #xfactornz ??

— Bass Kauvai (@BassKauvai) May 6, 2013

I don’t understand people saying Ruby Frost isn’t famous or qualified enough to judge #xfactornz, Don’t get me wrong she’s no Rachel Hunter.

— Guy Williams (@guywilliamsguy) May 6, 2013

You guys, I’m starting to think @danielbedingfld dresses himself by rolling around in the dark at TopMan and Glassons #XFactorNZ

— Kara aka Lorde (@winesandlines) May 6, 2013

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Wow this prep montage is like a hallensteins glassons ad. #XFactorNZ

— David (@nakorokan) May 5, 2013

Number of gangsta handshakes in the first 3minutes of tonight’s #xfactornz = 7

— Jono Manks (@JonoManks) May 5, 2013

Your dreams are coming true? You’re catching a Ritchies bus to Vector Arena.#xfactornz

— Justanothergirl (@ginblossom) May 5, 2013

Daniel’s outfit makes me want to poke my eyes out #XFactorNZ

— Stephanie D’Souza (@stephdsouzaa) May 5, 2013

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