On the 16th of November, 2009, TVNZ told an auditorium full of advertisers and media that the final season of Lost would be simulcast here in New Zealand.  We clarified what that actually meant afterwards and were told that that would be as soon as physically possible after its US broadcast.

On the 20th of November, ABC announced the return date for Lost in the US as being Tuesday, Feb 2nd, 2010.  We had hoped for a Tuesday which would have been perfect as TVNZ had scheduled Lost for a Wednesday night here.

On the 6th of January, it was revealed in TVNZ’s planit advertising planning schedule that Lost had been scheduled to premiere on the 3rd of February, a mere 7 hours after it had aired in America.  Everyone got excited. The prospect of TVNZ screening a show so soon was inspiring.  However, that inspiration has turned out to be nothing more than false hope as Lost is now returning to screens on the 10th of February.

TVNZ tried to justify the situation by telling us that

due to a contractual agreement between the Studio and the Commissioning Broadcaster our distributor is unable to release tapes of the episodes to us before the completion of the ABC broadcast in all US time zones.

I guess as the commissioning broadcaster you have every right to dictate the rules around when a show is released internationally.  But hang on a second, tapes?

they have to physically take the tape to a completely different location and feed them to us via Satellite in real time.

Why not just get a file and download it?  Well, as you’d expect, a broadcast quality HD episode is large.  TV3 told us that it would take them close to three days to download something of that quality and would cost considerably more.

TVNZ also told us

We wouldn’t have received the master tapes until far too close to transmission (which wasn’t guaranteed in any case) meaning we would be unable to time out the schedule, effectively promote the show, add captioning and legally required classification information.

Stating that you’re going to simulcast a show to people you’re trying to bleed money out of may not be a guarantee and I guess the argument “as soon as physically possible” still holds true but for anyone thinking that things in broadcast television were showing a glimmer of hope, this situation proves otherwise.

So what does this really tell us?

1. New Zealand will never be able to screen big US television series within hours until stateside commissioners and international distributors decide to trust their international broadcast partners with advance tapes.

2. American commissioners appear more concerned about a tape being leaked by an untrustworthy international broadcaster than they are about preventing illegal downloads.

TVNZ are happy with how well Lost performs in its Wednesday night time slot and are complacent enough to leave it where it is.

One can be fairly confident that that complacency won’t be tolerated by those eager to watch the show.  As such, anyone hoping for faster internet speeds on Wednesday nights may discover the opposite applies.

ABC has cancelled Ugly Betty.  Its fourth season will be the last.

ABC president Steve McPherson:

“We’ve mutually come to the difficult decision to make this Ugly Betty’s final season, and are announcing now as we want to allow the show ample time to write a satisfying conclusion. We are extremely proud of this groundbreaking series, and felt it was important to give the fans a proper farewell.”

Most watched

  1. One News: TV ONE (533,000)
  2. Coronation Street: TV ONE
  3. Close Up: TV ONE
  4. Shortland Street: TV2
  5. The Big Bang Theory: TV2

Most watched on TV2

  1. Shortland Street
  2. The Big Bang Theory
  3. Two and a Half Men

Most watched on TV3

  1. 3 News
  2. Taxi
  3. Campbell Live

Most watched on C4

  1. Bring It On In It To Win It
  2. Glee
  3. Family Guy

Most watched on PRIME

  1. Celebrity Masterchef Australia
  2. Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
  3. Prime News

Most watched on SKY Sport2

  1. Australian Open Tennis (52,000)

How I Met Your Mother has been renewed for a sixth season.

The BBC is said to be planning six more episodes of Wallander.

Former Steps singer Ian “H” Watkins will guest star in Skins.

Breaking Bad Season 3 promo photos.

The upcoming Criminal Minds spin-off may star Forest Whitaker.

A House spin-off hasn’t been ruled out.

Pernell Roberts (Bonanza) has died aged 81.

Spartacus gave Starz its best rated premiere to date.

New shows:

Livin’ on a Prayer (CBS): from the makers of How I Met Your Mother.

Chaos (CBS): rogue CIA operatives fighting bureaucracy, incompetence and politics.

Untitled procedural (CBS): female NYPD detective who possesses the ability to remember everything – a blessing in her job but a curse in her personal life.

No Ordinary Family (ABC): drama from Dirty Sexy Money executive producers

Untitled comedy (ABC): from the makers of Just Shoot Me! about adult siblings dealing with their parent’s recent divorce.

Family (ABC): a typical American family whose members have special abilities.

Freshman (ABC):  friendship of three freshmen members of Congress who live together in Washington.

Untitled crime drama (ABC): beautiful female detective who teams with a disgraced ex-cop to solve crimes and untangle the conspiracy that sent him underground.

ONE News:

1. XT network problems (Live cross, Catherine Loft)
2. High country dairy sites (Live cross, Vicki Wilkinson-Baker)
3. Undercover dairy farm footage (ABC)
4. Transpower vs farmer update
5. Minimum wage raised (Heather Duplessis-Allan)

3 News:

1. Minimum wage raised (Duncan Garner)
2. Minimum wage raised (Emma Joliff)
3. Stomach stapling operations (Rebecca Wright)
4. XT network problems (Dave Gosselink)
5. High speed police chase (Juliet Speedy)

Commentary:

Ok, so I’m not 100% sure on the math here (need to check up the tax rules) but both bulletins can’t be right here in their calculations.  Using IRD’s website, currently for a minimum wage earner, they pay $2.27 in total for their tax and ACC levies.  I’m trying to double check these figures quoted, but I think 3 News is wrong – it can’t be right that minimum wage earners are taxed 40%!

ONE News: $10 – $2.10 in tax – $0.20 in ACC levies = $7.70 in the hand
3 News: $10 – $3.00 New ACC levies in April – $1.00 PAYE tax = $6.00 in the hand

Note: Trevor Mallard also said about $6 in his 3 News interview.

I thought 3 News’ second story was rather silly – dropping coins on the sidewalk, talking about a $10 boutique beer (who on the minimum wage would buy that?), and saying they could always buy a Lotto ticket to solve their money problems.

3 News had pretty impressive video footage of the police chase and aftermath in Ashburton.

Both coveraged the XT network problems in a similar manner.

I did not like how ONE News segued from the High Country dairy sites straight into the undercover dairy farm footage in the US.  I do not have all the facts about the proposed high country dairy farms so they may or may not linked but the way they were linked together on the news, potentially causing people to be biased and confused about what is proposed – even if subliminally.   Why did the stories need to be connected without explanation?

Verdict:

There were two problems I spotted with 3 News’ and one problem I noted with ONE News.

ONE News

Most watched

  1. One News: TV ONE 561,000
  2. Coronation Street: TV ONE
  3. Shortland Street: TV2
  4. Close Up: TV ONE
  5. Deja Vu: TV2

Most watched on TV2

  1. Shortland Street
  2. Deja Vu
  3. Hell’s Kitchen

Most watched on TV3

  1. Missing Pieces
  2. House
  3. Target

Most watched on C4

  1. How I Met Your Mother
  2. Family Guy
  3. Tie: Everybody Hates Chris / Momma’s Boys

Most watched on PRIME

  1. Prime News
  2. Tie: Deal or No Deal / Who Wants To Be A Millionaire

We’re in Fiji talking exclusively to the 17-year-old who alleges he was physically assaulted by former All Black hardman Robin Brooke.

Jordan Whittaker gives his account of what happened on New Year’s Eve and describes the actions which now see his family suing Robin Brooke for $200,000.

And for the first time we hear from the family of the 15-year-old girl allegedly groped by Brooke and her girlfriend who was there. Jordan Whittaker’s exclusive story.

Campbell Live at 7pm.

ONE News:

1. SAS photo fallout (Live cross, Guyon Espiner)
2. Cabinet reshuffle (Live cross, Guyon Espiner)
3. Transpower vs farmer (Live cross, Melissa Stokes)
4. Power cut costs to business (Live cross, Jack Tame)
5. Car linked to Dean Browne’s murder

3 News:

1. SAS photo fallout (Live cross, Duncan Garner)
2. Air NZ sky coaches (Adam Ray)
3. Transpower vs farmer (Laura Turner)
4. Power cut costs to business (Kate Lynch)
5. Labour Party leadership vote (Rebecca Wright)

Commentary

Both bulletins covered the SAS photo fallout changes in a similar manner.  Interestingly, 3 News blurred the face of the other SAS soldier in the photo, when it didn’t last time it showed it.  Both had live crosses to political reporters standing outside parliament.  Mini-blooper on ONE News where you could see the hand of (presumably) the boom-operator at the top right of the screen during the live cross.

Both had another political story – ONE had the government cabinet reshuffle while 3 had Phil Goff being confirmed again as leader.  Of the two, I felt the cabinet reshuffle was more important.

Both covered the transpower vs farmer on going saga after yesterday’s major power cut.  Both presented more about the farmer.  ONE News seemed to be more balanced in its reporting, than 3 News which seemed to be much more supportive of the farmer – getting testimonials from his neighbours and an interview with federated farmers.

Both covered the business costs of the power cut.  ONE got comment that there would be no compensation from Transpower and Vector.  3 focussed on insurance policies for businesses which may cover the costs.  ONE used a regular dairy as its anecdote, 3 used one of the most expensive restaurants in town, Clooney.

While the Air NZ new seating options are interesting news, I didn’t feel they warranted second placing on 3 News (ONE promoed this for later in its bulletin).  Information on Dean Browne’s murder case took the other top story spot on ONE News.

Verdict

ONE News

What did you think of tonight’s news bulletins?

Damian Christie blogs:

“The story I’ve heard from various people at TV3 is that last week the network’s new boss, Ian Audsley, rocked into the Campbell Live office and told its executive producer to lift ratings or the show is gone. Four months was a deadline I’ve heard.

Meanwhile, staff at TV3′s summer show @7, which managed okay ratings during the hiatus, are quietly hoping they will be back on air in four months time, when Campbell Live gets the axe. I don’t see it happening; it’d probably be far easier and cheaper to put on re-runs of the Simpsons, which performed perfectly well before Campbell Live came along. But you never know, Australian bosses can make interesting choices.”

 

Last night saw the premiere of Hung on TV ONE – a show which has seen billboards downtown proclaiming something like “He’s got a big one”.  Yes, that’s right, a show about a teacher who becomes a male prostitute.

The HBO show seems more suited to PRIME than TV ONE but fits with TV ONE’s new promise to be “edgier” in 2010.  The show started out with 297,000 people watching but ended losing over 30% of its audience.  Overall it only pulled in 261,000 Kiwis.  It was up against the final episode ever of ER, which won the timeslot with 361,000 tuning in, followed by TV3′s Die Hard movie with 301,000.

In other words, TV ONE came third in Hung‘s timeslot.  Not a good sign for the show.

Campbell Live returned for 2010 with 213,000 Kiwis while Close Up had 541,000.

Two other new shows on ONE, Dog Squad and The Inspectors rated highly.

Most watched:

  1. Dog Squad: TV ONE 654,000
  2. The Inspectors: TV ONE
  3. One News: TV ONE
  4. Close Up: TV ONE
  5. The Mentalist: TV2

Most watched on TV2:

  1. The Mentalist
  2. Shortland Street
  3. E.R.

Most watched on TV3:

  1. Die Hard with a Vengeance
  2. 3 News
  3. Emergency Heroes

Most watched on C4:

  1. Family Guy
  2. Malcolm in the Middle

(Nothing else above 1% of viewers)

Most watched on Maori TV:

(Nothing above 1% of viewers)

Most watched on PRIME:

  1. Prime News
  2. Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
  3. True Stories

Source: AGB Nielsen, 5+.