Gene Simmons Family Jewels

Gene muscles in on Shannon and Aunt Tracy’s girls’ weekend to the Kentucky Derby, promising to prove he too can be fun and spontaneous. After a hotel mishap causes them to relive their youth and once again live together, Gene quickly wishes he had stayed behind.

Originally uninterested in the race, Gene’s attention quickly turns to the Derby when he learns Tracy convinced Shannon to bet $100,000 on a horse she picked using her “fool proof” system.

GENE SIMMONS FAMILY JEWELS, Thursday 21st August at 9.30pm

Thursday 14th August at 9.30pm

To prove her father’s sexist philosophies untrue, Sophie decides she wants the family to go camping for her birthday so she and Shannon can show that they are the hardcore ones in the family.

After several battles with Mother Nature (including narrowly escaping a visit from a brown bear) the family comes to appreciate Gene’s definition of “vacation” after all.

Thursday 6th August at 9.30pm

Gene is hurt to learn that Sophie never informed him of a Father/Daughter Volleyball game, not realizing that she just didn’t want to bother him and his busy schedule.

While in Las Vegas Gene mistakenly agrees to help a mother and son out with their family business – the oldest strip club in town.

Gene rushes home to surprise Sophie and prove that he values family above all else.

Thursday 31st July at 9.30pm

While in London, Sophie is spotted by an A-list French fashion photographer. Gene agrees to accompany her to France for a test shoot while Nick and Shannon stay behind in London. However, Gene and the photographer clash over differences in Sophie’s image.

After meeting a girl and becoming taken with Cambridge life, Nick considers college abroad, driving Shannon to shop for castles in preparation for a trans-Atlantic move.

Gene uses his Rock God status to throw Nick an 18th Birthday he will never forget – a personal tour of London’s musical landmarks including The Beatles’ Abbey Road Studios.

Another family vacation is nearly torpedoed when an overly zealous young exec from Gene’s English record label attempts to turn their holiday into a publicity tour.

Gene and Nick do some father/son bonding while recording on the same sacred ground where the Stones, Hendrix and Led Zeppelin recorded their masterworks.

GENE SIMMONS FAMILY JEWELS, Thursday 24th July at 9.30pm on PRIME

Thursday 10th July at 9.30pm

Under pressure from his friends, Nick decides to investigate leaving home for college.

Although a weekend orientation program turns into the trip from hell, Sophie convinces him to tell Gene and Shannon he is having a blast in hopes their parents will sweeten the pot and bribe them with gifts to go to school locally.

Thursday 26th June at 9.30pm

Gene’s inability to follow doctor’s orders is hampering his recovery from plastic surgery, forcing him to miss a “Rent-A-Bachelor” charity event he committed to. Nick reluctantly agrees to go in his place and is shocked to learn who placed the winning bid.

Meanwhile, Gene explores every holistic cure available in a desperate attempt to heal in time to debut his new face as the recipient of the first ever “Golden Tongue” award at the Adult Video News Awards.

GENE SIMMONS FAMILY JEWELS

REALITY

With its trademark warts ‘n’ all style, the series follows former KISS guitarist Gene Simmons, his partner of 20 years, Shannon Tweed and their two children, Nick and Sophie. Tonight: Stir Crazy. Shannon is finally allowed to come home and ends up driving the kids wild. Gene thinks the doctors don’t know what they are talking about and ignores their advice. Nick and Sophie turn to their Aunt Tracy for some help in escaping the madness.

GENE SIMMONS FAMILY JEWELS: Thursday 30th August at 9.30pm

THURSDAY AUGUST 23
GENE SIMMONS FAMILY JEWELS
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With its trademark warts ‘n’ all style, the series follows former KISS guitarist Gene Simmons, his partner of 20 years, Shannon Tweed and their two children, Nick and Sophie. Tonight: Gene and Shannon undergo over 8 hours of surgery. The procedures go smoother for Gene than for Shannon, who has a much harder time post surgery and must be hospitalized longer than expected. Meanwhile, Gene returns home and has a very emotional and upsetting reunion with Nick and Sophie.

GENE SIMMONS FAMILY JEWELS: Thursday 23rd August at 9.30pm

GENE SIMMONS FAMILY JEWELS
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Thursday 26 April 9.30pm

If you liked ‘The Osbourne’s’… then you’re going to LOVE GENE SIMMONS FAMILY JEWELS…
The patriarch of the Simmons family is Gene Simmons, the legendary, tongue wagging demon of KISS.
Mom is Shannon Tweed — former Playmate of the Year, actress and model. And their kids, Nick and Sophie, are, well…surprisingly charming, well-behaved teenagers dealing with the trials and tribulations of adolescence, even though Mom and Dad are like no one else’s parents.
Gene and Shannon have been happily UN-married for 22 years and have no plans of getting married any time soon. Gene is a rock star, and a multi-media magnate. He is also the kind of dad who brings Gatorade to his daughter’s soccer games and stands in the front row of his son’s rock band when they play gigs.
This series will reveal the side of Gene that he has kept hidden until now, and shows how the most non-traditional, traditional family in America manages to make it work under the oddest of circumstances.
In the first episode, it’s revealed that Shannon Tweed hates surprises. Surprise, surprise – Gene Simmons loves them. On his way out of town to attend the Grand Opening of the Hooter’s Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas, he asks Nick and Tracy Tweed (Shannon’s sister) to plan a surprise birthday party for Shannon on his behalf.
While in Vegas, he gets roped into attending the wedding of a male fan and his fiancé, and even gives the bride away. When Shannon inadvertently finds out that Gene was not only planning a surprise party for her AND that he attended someone else’s wedding, she decides to turn the tables on him, and give him a little surprise of his own – an ambush wedding!
When “Mr. Happily Unmarried” for 23 years shows up to what he thinks is Shannon’s surprise birthday party, he gets the biggest surprise of his life.
Don’t miss the pilot of this hot new reality series…
GENE SIMMONS FAMILY JEWELS, Thursday 26 April at 9.30pm on PRIME.