Greetings and salutations one and all. So sorry, this is NZHHB recap for last weeks episode, life was a little hectic last week, but fear not my fair friends, I shall also have this weeks episode also up tomorrow
Towering deserts is the name of the game tonight and first thing that I notice about all the contestants is that they all look like the have had a big night out on the piss (am I allowed to use that colloquialism?Oh well I did). All droopy eyed, horse voices from ‘social smoking’, a good handful of slurred words and general confusion. Chelsea tells us about a technique she learned in the ‘Masterchef Class’ Dean took them through: wrong show hunny.
Gretchen this week was dressed by an angry chocolate-chip cookie dough(just because I can brag, I just made the best triple chocolate-chip cookies ever, I dare you to ask me for the recipe) and one thing I cant get over is the inappropriate footwear they all have on, either flats or just under the knee boots, which go by a term that I know I can definitely not say here.
Colin really enjoys using adjectives with flare and once again says that damn “done your dough” saying and I am contemplating hunting him down to let him know how much I hate it.
Unfortunately most of the contestants cant think of much outside of profiteroles and croquembouche ( I had to Google for the correct spelling) and Chelsea already seems a bit out of her depth: she has never made one before but being a keen bean she is going to attempt it while changing a large portion of the recipe and wants to ‘towering it up and made it look pretty’, not a smart move especially as she has only had a few hours sleep. Her desert is too ambitious for her as when it is up for judging, while her spun sugar is very good the profiteroles appear to have climbed up into some strange pile that resembles the left overs of a croquembouche, after it was been demolished by ravenous children.
Catherine is making a brownie pyramid with another brownie pyramid and tops the lot with a chocolate orb. The orb is made over a balloon on a stand that her husband put together for her. This gives lots of ammunition to the Jeering Jade who thinks that people from a farm are all country bumkin/ hillbillies and are lower on the food change. Shame on you Jade, maybe some fresh cream straight from the farm will mellow out your bitterness.
Carolyn has aquired a road cone from somewhere, possibly from a big night out that they all look guilty of and is using his as her mold for her profiteroles. Everyone has their doubts as to whether the profiteroles will stick or not but it all is a towering triumph….well that is until she decides to dump a whole heap of toffee over it and it looks like a child’s science fair project gone wrong.
Gretchen is making some spice cake with whole pears poking out and a spun sugar ‘halo’. A bit risky doing a cake as this is maybe more of a morning tea treat and not truly a dessert. Her spun sugar starts well just not quite the shape she wants. so wanting to impress Dean she goes about trying to shape it like it is playdough but this is a no-no with spun sugar, it is way too delicate for the hands of an angry cookie dressed woman. In the end it is all scrunched into a ball, dumped on the top of the cake, and if spun sugar could be suicidal from feeling it has no purpose in life or a dish, then this sugar would be holding the gun to it’s head upon judging.
What I love to laugh at in this show is that you have mainly woman in their mid 30′s to 40′s and you then have a male judge walking around giving little tips, telling them what to do, the woman, sometimes, are all ‘ I know what I am doing, you may have your professional way but I am a woman and you are a silly man, now leave me be to cook while I tend to the children, iron the shirts and have dinner and a whiskey ready on the table when my husband returns from work at 5′.
Paula is pretty on the ball for today and just cleanly and timely cruising her way through. Her desert looks beautiful I love Paula, she should win just because I said so.
Colin continues to potter around being a general pest, doesn’t he have models to annoy? But then again I do enjoy having a laugh at him.
Agrh!!! JADE GO AWAY!!!!!!!
You have to have a good giggle when Colin gives the countdown and when he says “step away from your benches” Chelsea dunks her fingers into the bowl for a good lick.
Judges try all the desserts while the contestants all wait in the secluded viewing cupboard jam packed with sponsor placement, talk about how they know best and come to their decision and this week Chelsea has done her dough…what the hell does that even mean anyway!!! Wouldn’t done dough result in beautiful bread??? I digress. Catherine takes the win this week with her geometrical brownie tower, I think it was staying away from the profiteroles that really gave her the edge. As the winner she of course gets the mystery weekend and due to her husband assitance behind the scenes Dean suggests she gives him a little something more than just a weekend away…..
Chocolate cakes fit for a wedding next episode which I shall have for you tomorrow. With my own nuptials only 44 days away I watched this one with particular interest as our cake is to be chocolate so until tomorrow xx …………. WHAT! really only 44 days to go!?!?